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Tradition

December 13th, 2009 by Beth


This time of year, like everyone else, we have a lot of traditions to keep up with. Yesterday, we enjoyed one of our more consistent traditions, riding the Pink Pig and visiting Santa at Atlanta’s Lenox Mall. We usually do this with our very good friends and their son, and last night we capped it off with dinner in the mall, where we spent much of the time trying to keep the three boys, in their candy-cane-induced frenzy, from ruining everyone else’s (read: our) dinner. The Pink Pig is a little train housed under a giant white tent in the Macy’s parking lot. It’s not as silly as it sounds - it’s sillier: there’s also a corny narrative that accompanies the ride. I didn’t really listen to what the narrator was saying, but I do recall a few ya’alls and southern expressions delivered in a heavy accent. I was too busy laughing at how ridiculous we parents looked crammed into the train seats. But this is truly one of our most constant holiday traditions, and I love it.

We have some traditions that come and go, like ice skating in Centennial Park and running around in the fake snow at Atlantic Station. These are both lots of fun and worth perpetuating, but sometimes we just don’t get to do everything. Last year, we were out of town for the holidays, but I think this year there’s a pretty good chance of crossing them off the list.

There are also some not-so-good traditions around here. Like how the first-grader hides candy, cookies, and anything with sugar in it, around the house so that he can gorge himself at any time. That’s actually a year-round thing, but this time of year, instead of finding Tic Tacs and gum behind the picture frames, it’s Christmas Cookie decorations and candy canes.

Then there are the unintentional traditions. We have this really cute book that a friend sent us when our oldest was just a baby. It’s a Christmas story and it comes with a flashlight - you read the story and shine the light on the pages which have cutouts, and the shadows help to tell the story. I have really wanted it to be a Christmas Eve ritual where we read this story with the boys. Instead, the tradition is that each year I lay that book out anticipating a very sweet story time, and every year I reassemble the flashlight parts, strewn all over the house by the boys, and put away the unread book.

Sometimes, the word “tradition” is attached to something random. My first grader’s teacher asked the class to talk to their parents about bringing their favorite traditional holiday dish to class next week. His go-to dish was one that he has had a time or two before, but then he just seemed to really notice it at our Thanksgiving feast just last month. It’s a corn casserole that was one of many delicious dishes at the table. Now, apparently, it is our “traditional holiday dish.” Or I guess it will be. In fact, it has been requested at every meal since November 26th and it’s not some terribly offensive request, so I’ll go along.

It’s ok - it definitely could be a worse tradition — like the traditional meltdown that often comes when the kids realize that the toy we are buying will be a gift, or the children’s traditional wiggling and inappropriately loud discussion during the Christmas Eve church service. Embrace your family’s traditions, whatever they are and happy holidays!

Knights and Aliens

November 24th, 2009 by Beth


Are you sick of hearing about my kids’ artwork? It’s a big part of life around here, I just can’t help myself. We don’t have pictures taped to the refrigerator (still working, as of this morning). Instead, we have art installations around the house. You know - big constructions that take up lots of space and that explain why there’s never any scotch tape to be found. Today we are featuring a series of seafaring renditions on mixed media. Check it out:

art schmart

Fancy, right? We also have a balloon with so much marker scribbled on it that anything it touches is totally smeared with marks. <POP!> oops. Guess I can’t snap a picture of that for you.

One morning over the weekend, the boys were drawing fiends, frantically churning out one illustration after another. They recruited their dad to join their ranks and as I swept, made beds, cleaned dishes, and generally tidied, they all three sat at the table and compared drawings. I was not so much jealous of their leisurely morning as I was annoyed at their lack of empathy for their domestic slave who swept up their paper scraps and wiped off marker smudges. Daddy was just as careful and determined as they were in drawing vikings and warriors. At one point, the three-year-old turned to him and said, “draw a picture of you - you’re a knight in shining armor.” And as the thought was forming in my head about how sweet that was, he said, “and draw a picture of a mommy alien.” Uh huh. That’s me, nannoo nannoo.

I suppose that explains his perspective a little bit. I mean, this person who sits down and engages and plays the way he plays = hero. This cleaning, compulsive person who must not like to draw hairy-scary-weapon-weilding figures = alien. As we take a few days off to celebrate with and be thankful for family, I will try to embrace my inner knight and push away the alien. Just for a few days. Happy Thanksgiving!

Making a list

November 19th, 2009 by Beth


Yesterday, a letter came home in our first-grader’s folder. It was written in his unmistakeable handwriting and addressed to Santa. It’s the first of, most likely, multiple letters to Mr. Claus. Here’s what he’s asking for this time:

  1. Nintendo DS (that’s one of those handheld game consoles, also known as yet-another-reason-your-child-will-vegetate-in-front-of-a-screen-for-hours)
  2. Phone (this is a funny one since his phone skills are either extremely lacking in politeness — “Say hi to your grandmother…” “NO!!!!” — or awkward, to say the least — “Hi, Alex [who he just saw in class 2 hours prior], I’ll mail that picture to you [but he'll see him in just 15 hours!]. Bye<click>”)
  3. iPod (I might not have any thing to object to on this one)
  4. $10,000 (written as 10000$ and translated to me as “Ten billion zillion dollars” - right on!)
  5. Computer (Really? At 6? When I was a kid, they weren’t even invented yet! Or well, maybe they were, but we didn’t have a temperature-controlled warehouse in the back yard to house it.)
  6. A real sword (riiiiight, that’s what we need around here)

This is a pretty unlikely list (all but the iPod, which I won’t rule out only because I think we have a little shuffle around here somewhere that no one is using). I guess it’s good that he has high hopes, but I wish his list had things like movie videos, board games, and a book or two. Since he’s aiming high, I will follow suit and present my list for Santa:

  1. A repair-free year. Seriously. In 2009 our house has been a crazy black hole of broken-down stuff. Does this sound like a reasonable list of things to break in just 10 months - 2 pipes burst (at 2 different times, mind you - that’s 2 different visits from the plummer), the hot water heater, the garbage disposal, the clothes dryer, the stove/oven continues to die a slow death (it still bakes at temperatures below 400, and there are 2 working burners - oh joy), a few flat tires, and just yesterday the dishwasher (which is only a couple years old) had what looks like a little electrical fire where it plugs in. Make it stop!
  2. World peace. Ok, well maybe just peace in our part of the world. Actually, just in our house– our living room, to be exact. What if, just maybe, the wrestling matches happened just once a week instead of every 20 minutes? And how about a truce over who has the most juice/chips/pizza at any given moment?
  3. Endless amounts of raw vegetables. That’s right - I’m asking for a fridge (that doesn’t break, please!) fully stocked with low calorie, nutritious snacks… that taste like chocolate bars, key lime pie, and those crazily addictive Joe Joe’s cookies from Trader Joe’s (aka Oreos with 1/10 less guilt). Because even though I get plenty of exercise, I will never exercise enough to offset my insatiable craving for sweets around-the-clock. I’m a horrible dieter and it’s much more likely for these no/low cal healthy vegetables to materialize than it is for me to just step away from the Kit Kat.

There you have it. Neither list is likely to be realized, but it felt good to write it down. What’s on your list this year?

Cleaning Up Varmints

November 12th, 2009 by Beth


This week my youngest was struck down by strep. Although “struck down” is a little bit of an exaggeration, I admit. It was more like he hit a brick wall one night and then spent the next day posing as a calm and mild-mannered three-year-old. This blatant display of unemotionalism and lethargy (manifested by his jogging from room to room instead of running full-tilt) was so alarming to his big brother that he expressed concern for the inevitability of my “cleaning up varmints.” Fear not, reader - we do not have critters who come out of the woodwork when someone is sick. This was his way of saying he thought his little brother might be due for a bowl party, aka pukesville.

I love these little sayings they come up with! I remember a time we were told about the very exciting “tomato drill” at school, which turned out not to have anything to do with hurling salad at a wall, but was about emergency preparedness (”tornado drill!”). This week we heard about “veterinarian’s day.” And I won’t even go into the variations we’ve heard on the word firetruck.

Fortunately the patient has not vomitted. He has been hankering to go out and infect the populace. He suggested a trip to the local bouncy place first thing. Instead, we took a solitary trip this morning over to our garden plot to pick a few peppers, play on the big swing, and go for a walk. By afternoon, he was (according to the doctor) no longer contagious, so we all headed to the playground. We brought the football, but the ground was so muddy that even the boys were not keen to toss the ball around. So, they climbed, ran, and got some ya ya’s out. At one point, the three-year-old was up on the large climber where some 3rd and 4th graders were playing a very physical game of “super tag.” He was darting in and out of my view, but staying pretty much in one corner of the structure. Then, suddenly, as he was coming out of his corner, a third-grade boy knocked into him and sent him tumbling toward the opening 10 feet above ground (you know what I mean - those openings on the big playground structures that you have been terrified of ever since your child began walking; the gaps that open up to rope ladders or fireman poles that you hover under, arms outstretched, trying to ensure your child won’t fall and break a limb). I was sitting on the bench with my first-grader about 60 feet away while he ate everything I dug out of my purse and we saw the whole thing. What did I do? Picture me leaping into action and hurtling myself the 60 long feet in a matter of milliseconds to come to rest right under my son. In reality, I sat there and screamed very loudly, my three-year-old came just short of falling over the edge, and all eyes were on me, the peculiar screaming lady, who just varminted a little bit in her mouth.

Charity Begins at Home

November 3rd, 2009 by Beth


I think we need to do a better job teaching our children about helping those in need. And by “our children” I mean “my children.” And by “a better job” I mean “any sort of effort at all.”

The other day, my 6-year-old needed to consider how his school should spend the pennies they are collecting. He thought for a minute or two and then told me that he thought it should go to “those kids.” “Which kids?” I asked. “The ones at the store up the street who stand out there every morning with their bags — I think they’re like orphans or something.” And this made me laugh. Which made him shoot me a very hurt look. So then I had to explain that those are middle school kids waiting around for the bus.

What does this say about my child? A few things come to mind:

  1. He assumes that if there are children without an adult present, that they have been abandoned to fend for themselves.
  2. His idea of people in need involves LL Bean backpacks and loitering.
  3. He has not been exposed nearly enough to the idea of helping others.

Ok, so here’s what I propose — we will identify a charity or two to support with our energy, talent, and finances, especially as the holiday season commences.

I like Heifer International’s gifts of honeybees and trees. Also, I’ve heard good things about the Operation Christmas Child project by Samaritan’s Purse. I don’t have any experience with them, but the Hosea Feed the Hungry and Homeless organization here in Atlanta has always seemed like a great concept to me and their website has lots of information about how to get involved.

Hopefully I will be able to report back on the people we help and the lessons we learn. And most of all, I hope that my oldest will better understand how much we have, and that in spite of our tiny, broken-down old house where he shares a room with his little brother, his lack of a DS and a Wii, and the horrible grinding noise that we all have to put with from the one sort-of-working door on my minivan that can’t even be covered up by a loud hacking cough timed exactly when I click the open-door button on my keychain, we are blessed with much.

With an Oink Oink Here

October 27th, 2009 by Beth


The day has started with cheese grits (just had to have them this morning once I got the idea in my head) and it will most certainly end with lots of chips, salsa, and a ginormous burrito at Moe’s (Moe’s on Ponce has kids-eat-free-night every Tuesday, also known as mom-doesn’t-cook-night). I also snuck one of the kids pop tarts just now - shhhh! Sounds like I need to snap out of it, right?! I mean, what am I thinking? Halloween is just a few days away and next week I’m sure to be sneaking lots of junk food. This should be a week of healthy goodness, not a steady decline into pig-out-arama.

Screw it.

Here is my tribute to all things delish:*


Chocolate, of course - what else do you need?
Brownies and cookies, satisfaction guaranteed.
Jellybeans and frozen drinks, though it’s not all about sugar, you know.
Pizza, pasta, cheese, cake…
Did someone say cheesecake? Gotta go…


*The author does not purport to be or to resemble in any way a poet; reading the author’s poetic attempt may result in decreased IQ, fatigue, boredom, malaise, irritation, irritable bowel syndrome, headache, nausea, dizziness, and double-vision.

Just call me “Not the Daddy”

October 20th, 2009 by Beth


As the three year old was proudly displaying how he had configured the magnetic Transformers in the activity book, he just broke my heart a tiny bit more. I know better than to play favorites with my kids, but of course THEY never got this memo. Especially the three-year-old, aka Daddy’s Boy. He sooooooo prefers daddy’s company to mommy’s. Daddy is way more interesting, fun, smart, and kissable. Mommy gets sloppy seconds, and sometimes nothing at all.

The other day when I was trying to appease him for bringing in a Superman toy for share to preschool, when he was supposed to bring something that starts with “G”, I told him, “It’s ok - he’s a GUY! Guy starts with G!” Apparently he recounted this story to my husband something like this: “Yeah, mommy thinks superman starts with a G. She’s not very smart.” ouch.

Back to the Transformers figures — he had lined up page after page of groups of Transformers and he’d show me each page, naming them. The first page was dedicated to all the members in a friend’s family. Second page, similar deal. Third page starts off - he names his big brother, himself, his father… now there’s just one more figure… it’s gonna be me, right? Say it - say “mommy!” He says, “and this is our big dog.” I look at him blankly (we don’t have a dog, people). He comes back with, “I mean our big cat.” Another blank stare (our cat is dead, people). “You’re out at the movies, mommy. It’s our cat.” And he sticks with that story. I rate lower than our dead cat. <sigh>

Fish Tales

October 15th, 2009 by Beth


Thanks to some good friends who have second house on Lake Sinclair, we got a nice dose of the outdoors this past weekend. All we had to do was show up at their house in town and cram our clothes, pillows, and a few food items in their car, and we were whisked off for the adventure. The little brothers were too excited and chatty to sneak in a nap on the way down, but we were still there before the are-we-there-yet chorus kicked off.

Ok, so maybe we didn’t beat out the I-need-to-go-to-the-bathroom chorus, but almost! Once there, right on the water, presented with plenty of opportunity for boy-style fun, the kids did what you’d expect — ate like they hadn’t been fed in days, as opposed to the lunch just prior to the 90-minute car ride. Maybe they were just thinking ahead to all the calories they’d be burning. Football, bocce ball, kayaking, and, of course, fishing.

caught one!Ok, so maybe fishing doesn’t burn all that many calories, but I can tell you that jumping around and begging and pleading for the casting to begin can be quite a physical activity. Fishing was perhaps the most highly anticipated activity for our 6-year-old. Our friends have a dock in back of their place which is the perfect angling spot. So, after a good night’s sleep, off went a crew the next morning to buy the sacrificial worms. ick. The dads baited the hooks and almost as soon as our 6-year-old’s hook hit the water, a fish hit his hook. It was a little one, but a huge accomplishment for him. After that, everyone took their turn catching fish and celebrating their success. Our 3-year-old even caught a little catfish - the first catfish caught off their dock.

Ok, so maybe I was less than thrilled about the fish I caught. Though I didn’t so much catch it as reel it in. I was going to put away the rod my son had left in the water and realized that there was something on the line. This pretty little fish was unable to resist the gigantic (and reportedly juicy; ick) worm that was just hanging out on the bottom of the lake and totally swallowed it, hook and all. After a gallant effort to give the fish gastric bypass surgery in order to save its life (performed by my husband, not me!), it succumbed. Poor fish.

But what a great getaway! Was it really only 90 minutes away from our house?? (By the way, our friends do rent their lake-side property and you can check it out for yourself.) We must get out there and explore more on the weekends. When we lived in Gainesville, Florida, there were lots of little towns that we would hurry off to if we had a few hours to kill. Micanopy, Cedar Key, St. Augustine, High Springs…

Ok, so maybe that was pre-kids and now there is no such thing as having a few hours to kill, but still… I would love to build up a list of a few places nearby for an escape (please add any suggestions you have to the comments). And Lake Sinclair is a great way to start off the list!

I Want Candy!

October 6th, 2009 by Beth


It’s that time of year again - time to decorate the house with tacky orange and black trinkets, buy the overpriced bags of candy at the grocery, and time to get the costumes in order. Typing out that last one makes it seem so doable - as if it’s simply something on a checklist that gets done without a problem. If only.

First of all, I am not the type to go out and buy a $50 costume. I. Just. Can’t. Maybe if they were putting dollar bills and gift cards into the candy bucket. But for the few Tootsie Rolls and Charleston Chews that get tossed my way? Not so much.

Another factor, is the fact that their must-have costume is subject to change at any time. The 6-year-old has gone through about 7 or 8 ideas. Here are a few: someone from Star Wars (don’t ask me - he’s named 2 or 3 of them, but none of them are the circa 1970’s characters that I’m so familiar with), a vampire, a werewolf (he actually said a “daredevil” but further investigation revealed that he meant a werewolf), a cowboy, and a ninja. He actually started working on the cowboy costume last night - a vinyl vest that he tore off a raincoat, a little straw cowboy hat (a few sizes too small for his melon-head), some star-shaped “spurs” that he drew on paper and cut out, and an old bandana. So, I’m hoping he outgrows that idea by this afternoon.

Now the ninja costume, that’s a possibility. I got each of the boys a ninja costume the day after Halloween last year at Target. I probably shouldn’t tell you all this, because I don’t exactly get there the minute the store opens, and the selection is picked over enough by the time I get there, but you guys just stay away from the Edgewood Target, ok? Anyways, November 1st is a great time to buy costumes at 50% off and then the kids play with them all year long. Just look at this recent picture of the boys getting their ya ya’s out around the house:

all dressed up!
Let me point out a few items of interest — No, that is not my older son’s real hair; that’s his dad’s wig from the year he dressed up as Wolverine. In lieu of a patch, my younger son thought the pirate bandana should be jauntily draped over his one eye. Also, notice his fierce weapon, the magic wand of death!

What are your kids dressing up as this year? Do you dress up as well? I’m looking forward to the only perq I can think of for parents of children with nut allergies — scooping out all the peanut butter cups and Snickers bars for myself.

Happy Hour

September 24th, 2009 by Beth

This blog entry is brought to you by an overfilled and chilled glass of California chardonnay. Yes, it was a necessary accessory after the bedtime tradition I like to call “I’M SCREAMING MY QUIET LITTLE @$$ OFF!” What is that, you ask. Well, that’s where the three year old chooses to ignore some bedtime warning such as, “Lay down and put those toys away” or “Put your pajamas back on and climb down from there” or “Stop smearing that on your brother!” and consequently their bedroom door is closed and locked until there is quiet. But, always always always, that’s when the three year old starts his refrain. It goes like this:

“Mommy! Mommy! I’m being quiet!!! Mommy! Mommy! Come open the door!! I’m being quiet!!! Mommy! Mommy! I’M BEING QUIET!!!!!”

This is repeated 4 or 5 thousand times at maximum volume. And then eventually, like about the time it takes to finish an overfilled and chilled glass of California chardonnay and write a brief blog entry, the room is quiet. Cheers.